Form Teacher in love with the english teacher.
His student would like to help him to woo her.
see how the student help to woo the teacher.

Teacher: Students, before helping people, it's best to help yourselves first. if you have the time to date, then why not put i a bit more time studying for the upcoming exam? There are more important thing then love in this world. For example, your friends, your family, and let's not forget your future.

Student: Teacher, then when do you think is the best time to date?

Another Student: That's right, if you miss out on this fate, then what are you going to do next time?

Teacher: Then, what do you think Teacher will miss out on?

Student: Love. As long as Teacher is willing, you can find the purest love in this school.

Teacher: Love. Where is "love", may i ask?

Student: Teacher, carefully look around. Haven't you feel a crazy pair of eyes in love with you. watching you?

Teacher: Really? Then why don't he tell me face to face?

Student: Teacher, this passionate man. Feel Hopeful, yet afraid of getting hurt. Are you willing to give him a change?

Teacher: Very Good. Please rewrite what you just said in chinese. 500 times, what do you think?

Student: What?

Teacher: How can you be flirting with teacher during class time? kids these days really don't know their manners. it's a very small punishment for you.

Student: how's that a small punishment?

Teacher: Reward and punishment have always been used to put student in their place. Can't i use the right the school gives me?

Student: But,Teacher, isn't this too sudden? He only said a few words.

Teacher: Do i need you all to teacher me where the line is? you are all old enough. Don't you know how a student should act?

Student: Teacher, if Ao Quan is willing to apologize, will you please just forgive him?

Teacher: An apology is a neccessity. But if apologizing could solve every matter then society would not need the law.

Student: Teacher, aren't you overreacting a bit?

Teacher: How's that possible? Your class is quite united. Since everybody has the resolve of a united front, then why don't all of you write it a 100 times?

All Student: What? (shout)

Teacher: Yes, Ao Quan is the class monitor you've elected and you all are so obedient to him, so sharing the burden with him shouldn't be too much of a problem, right?

Student: The class monitor was wrong. Why must the whole class receive the punishment?

Teacher: I'm talking about your class attitude. I hope you will learn from your mistakes. I wish for you all to get better with each challenge.

Student: Write a 100 times! Look what you did.

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